Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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