just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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