i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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