we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
