I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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