May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
