he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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