Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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