Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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