I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
