on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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