Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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