that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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