I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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