We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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