This show inspires me to have sex in space
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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