Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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