I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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