Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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