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so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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