i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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