just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
