i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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