I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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