man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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