Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
and she was petting her beer can
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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