SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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