So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
