so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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