he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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