he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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