8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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