There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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