remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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