If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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