Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
