Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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