Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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