that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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