is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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