I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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