Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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