I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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