We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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