Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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