ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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