There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize