there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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