So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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