no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
MIDGETS
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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