Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
