it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Randomize
