But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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