That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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