That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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