I think I am morally bankrupt
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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